Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

What are some ballbusting stories?

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Which is almost 300 miles farther

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

US measles count nears 1,200 cases as Ohio officials confirm 3 outbreaks are over - AP News

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

They are listed above.

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Senate

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

House members

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

than the blue routes.

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina